The Naming of the Beast

Imagine Bill Clinton had been called "Colgate" Clinton, or Elvis Presley was "Tower Insurance" Presley. The exposure and brand recognition that the use of these individual's names would have generated over the years would be worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Now, for the first time ever, YOU can secure a lifetime of exposure for your product or service by sponsoring this little fellow.

This exciting advertising opportunity will not be available again and offers the forward thinking marketing decision-maker the following benefits;

• Your company, product or brand as a legal third name for the child, appearing on all types of official documents including passport, birth certificate and benefit applications (if applicable)
• Should the child become famous, his third name will appear in a position of prominence in all film and television credits, posters, election pamphlets and other publicity material.
• Your company, product or brand will be associated with an innovative and forward thinking advertising medium, with advantageous spin-offs for the your other products.

How much is this going to cost me?

The cost of name sponsorship is $10,000, which compares favourably with other advertising media.

Additional information:

1. Any monies received for sponsorship will be placed in an off-shore trust fund for tax reasons, and will be used to pay for an exclusive private education for the child.

2. Any remaining funds will be given to the child at the age of 18 to buy clothes, alcohol, drugs or whatever else "young people" are into in 2014.

3. The parents of the child reserve the right to refuse sponsorship from any party without giving reasons.

What do I do now?

If you would like to secure the commercial sucess of your project through sponsorship, please e-mail for more information.